Pigs Can Fly

[steve_bank]

Nothing profound on my part. I read Aesop's Fables and Animal Farm. And all those Loony Tunes cartoons I grew up watching. Bugs Bunny was my hero.

 

[Learner]

See how easy it is to spin a myth based on existing myths?

Someone makes a claim and it grows as it spreads.

Eventually a dead pig will rise from the dead....and fly up to pig heaven.

Who ever these "scholars" were misread those writings...tut tut. A big error unfortunately for you and the millions of other followers.

Those writings you mention doesn't translate as "Pigs Fly", or "Flying Pigs"

It translates as Pigs Fry and Frying Pigs. I e. Frying Pork !!

Hope this vid can console you on the dilemma

 

[steve_bank]

See how easy it is to spin a myth based on existing myths?

Someone makes a claim and it grows as it spreads.

Eventually a dead pig will rise from the dead....and fly up to pig heaven.

Who ever these "scholars" were misread those writings...tut tut. A big error unfortunately for you and the millions of other followers.

Those writings you mention doesn't translate as "Pigs Fly", or "Flying Pigs"

It translates as Pigs Fry and Frying Pigs. I e. Frying Pork !!

And your response is picture of my view of Chrtianity, Islam, and Judaism. The Big Three.

So called Christian 'scholarship'. Ersatz.

 

[Learner]

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See how easy it is to spin a myth based on existing myths?

Someone makes a claim and it grows as it spreads.

Eventually a dead pig will rise from the dead....and fly up to pig heaven.

Who ever these "scholars" were misread those writings...tut tut. A big error unfortunately for you and the millions of other followers.

Those writings you mention doesn't translate as "Pigs Fly", or "Flying Pigs"

It translates as Pigs Fry and Frying Pigs. I e. Frying Pork !!

And your response is picture of my view of Chrtianity, Islam, and Judaism. The Big Three.

So called Christian 'scholarship'. Ersatz.

Speaking of three. You forgot to mention 'The three little pigs' '- the "trinity". I wouldn't mind seeing the movie.

 

[Learner]

double post

 

[Learner]

Let’s go whole hog on this new mythology. Future generations can pig out on it, and start message board threads demanding that people define porkers.

Yes that would be interesting. At least those from the future can read how the idea originates and where from. As irony would have it... they'd be reading the proposal plan from anonymous Steve-b and pood.

 

[Shadowy Man]

See how easy it is to spin a myth based on existing myths?

Someone makes a claim and it grows as it spreads.

Eventually a dead pig will rise from the dead....and fly up to pig heaven.

Who ever these "scholars" were misread those writings...tut tut. A big error unfortunately for you and the millions of other followers.

Those writings you mention doesn't translate as "Pigs Fly", or "Flying Pigs"

It translates as Pigs Fry and Frying Pigs. I e. Frying Pork !!

“Splitter!!”

 

[steve_bank]

Learner

Maybe you miss the point entirely.

The theology you have today as a Christian does not trace back to a Jesus, it traces back to the Council Of Nicaea. The theology that came out of it the Trinity and Jesus as divine and the Apostles Creed were created by committee to resolve differences between Christian sects.

No more real than a mythology of a flying pig. The Christian theology was created by a group of people centuries after the alleged Jesus would have lived.

 

[WAB]

Shadowy Man, perhaps YOU can explain how pigs bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes?

 

[Shadowy Man]

Shadowyman, perhaps YOU can explain how pigs bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes?

It’s a very complicated ritual that takes years to master. But you wouldn’t believe how many earthquakes we used to have before it was mastered!

 

[WAB]

All I know is, I was observing some pigs the other day, as they were climbing into some trees and leaping out, attempting to fly. I couldn't help but notice that they didn't fly so much as...plummet.

 

[Shadowy Man]

All I know is, I was observing some pigs the other day, as they were climbing into some trees and leaping out, attempting to fly. I couldn't help but notice that they didn't fly so much as...plummet.

If only you would open your heart to the hoggy spirit you would see that they were flying.

 

[bilby]

Now please explain how pigs' bladders can be used to prevent earthquakes...

Bladders? Now you're just taking the piss...

 

[DBT]

Define pig. Simple request.

Pigs that are small, light creatures with feathers and wings, of course.....how else could they fly?

 

[WAB]

I dunno...I've seen the war pigs! I've seen the bloody fucking WAR pigs!

 

[EricH]

Pigs can fly. Photographic proof of a pig flying over London. Look up "pigs on the wing".