Pigs Can Fly

[steve_bank]

I read ancient writings with multiple witnesses that says pigs were seen to fly.

Modern science says it is unlikely but science has been wrong so pigs could fly.

The flying pig deniers, aflyers, are narrow minded and just don't get it.

I have never seen a pig fly but I have faith in a 2000 year old report of pigs flying.

 

[ideologyhunter]

Define pig. Simple request.

 

[pood]

Define pig. Simple request.

I was going to say that.

 

[pood]

A review of On The Plurality of Worlds, in which we are advised that there are literal realities in which donkeys talk and pigs fly.

 

[Shadowy Man]

According to the dictionary, the word pig comes from "Middle English: probably from the first element of Old English picbrēd ‘acorn’" and we know that acorns fall off of trees, and falling is moving through the air, which is what flying also is, so hence pigs can fly.

 

[Politesse]

I read ancient writings with multiple witnesses that says pigs were seen to fly.

Modern science says it is unlikely but science has been wrong so pigs could fly.

The flying pig deniers, aflyers, are narrow minded and just don't get it.

I have never seen a pig fly but I have faith in a 2000 year old report of pigs flying.

Which writings are those?

 

[WAB]

Roger Waters has written of pigs on the wing.

 

[bilby]

 

[steve_bank]

I read ancient writings with multiple witnesses that says pigs were seen to fly.

Modern science says it is unlikely but science has been wrong so pigs could fly.

The flying pig deniers, aflyers, are narrow minded and just don't get it.

I have never seen a pig fly but I have faith in a 2000 year old report of pigs flying.

Which writings are those?

The Dead Pig Scrolls of course. Found by a wondering boy in a desert cave preserved in clay pots.

 

[pood]

I think we have all the evidence we need that pigs fly. Also the fact that there is the universe, life, everything, and, I dunno, the bible. What more evidence do you need?

 

[pood]

And Jehovah. He was a pig, but he could do anything, which obviously includes flying.

 

[steve_bank]

May The Farce Be with You.......

 

[Shadowy Man]

I read ancient writings with multiple witnesses that says pigs were seen to fly.

Modern science says it is unlikely but science has been wrong so pigs could fly.

The flying pig deniers, aflyers, are narrow minded and just don't get it.

I have never seen a pig fly but I have faith in a 2000 year old report of pigs flying.

Which writings are those?

The Dead Pig Scrolls of course. Found by a wondering boy in a desert cave preserved in clay pots.

I would have thought they’d be called the “Dead Sty Scrolls”.

 

[Learner]

I read ancient writings with multiple witnesses that says pigs were seen to fly.

Modern science says it is unlikely but science has been wrong so pigs could fly.

The flying pig deniers, aflyers, are narrow minded and just don't get it.

I have never seen a pig fly but I have faith in a 2000 year old report of pigs flying.

Has old Santa now become obsolete? Hmm, you may have something here - I just need to read those texts meself guv'ner, cos people will think you're just telling us porkies.

 

[Learner]

Define pig. Simple request.

Lets go with Old McDonald's definition.
I think we can all agree for the sake of straw argument.

 

[steve_bank]

See how easy it is to spin a myth based on existing myths?

Someone makes a claim and it grows as it spreads.

Eventually a dead pig will rise from the dead....and fly up to pig heaven.

 

[steve_bank]

Define pig. Simple request.

Lets go with Old McDonald's definition.
I think we can all agree for the sake of straw argument.

Flyiingg pigs, a dead ancient Jew rising from the dead. Six of one half a dozen the other, so to speak,.

 

[pood]

Let’s go whole hog on this new mythology. Future generations can pig out on it, and start message board threads demanding that people define porkers.

 

[WAB]

See how easy it is to spin a myth based on existing myths?

Someone makes a claim and it grows as it spreads.

Eventually a dead pig will rise from the dead....and fly up to pig heaven.

Steve don't blow it, this is a good idea you had. Now please explain how pigs' bladders can be used to prevent earthquakes...

 

[pood]

A-flying pigists can’t even define what a “flying pig” is. Pathetic!

But we all know they secretly worship themselves as

However, the only true flying pig is Jehogah.